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What is the win, place and show for the third at GG Raceway?

Win: Farallon, Place, and Show: Noise of the Crowd…

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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Hell no… that would be unchristian

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What is the root of the english word, “wood”?

wode, or wudu

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What question must be answered before you can know which question to ask?

Do you want to super size that for 50 cents?

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Hotter lover: Kaiser Wilhelm or Casper Wineburger?

Wilhelm… lets just say the door swung both ways

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Do dentures get cavities?

Does your mom make change for a dollar

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Are Physical Events Truly Individuated On The Basis Of Spatio-Temporal Localization, Or Is This Merely A Convenient Ontological Mode Of Evading The Influence Of Causal Powers?

Come here and let me punch you in the face… then you can tell me

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Scented candles or wet post-it notes: fight!

Why fight when when we can just sit in this candle lit tub

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