What’s the most delicious meal you’ve ever had?
I had a great idea over whiskey to sleep on the streets of manhattan for a week with 10 dollars to my name… money ran out, on a walk from midtown to time square, a Hasidic Jew in a box offered me a sandwich… it was kosher, it was the best.
Who’s the most beautiful person you know?
easy… my wife, if you only new what kind of shit bird I was, you would vote for her nobel prize.
Compare and contrast: Dimethyl sulfate, Carbon Tetrachloride and Hotdog water. Show your work.
Dimethyl sulfate - keeps the fabric soft
Carbon tetrachloride - keeps the surface clean
Hotdog water - keeps the user agent frothy and warm
Why does my pee sometimes smell like fresh cut onions?
That has a lot to do with the Whiskey… when its made by an AARP member it causes an off taste during distillation.
If the world is round and spinning, why don’t you get dizzy?
Dizzy was a dog I had nothing to do with
